Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS.
This is why straight people think we all know each other